adamchanler: lady-tyrell: the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army the second best part is that it actually works
bestrongkid: When we close a venue in tacoma, literally, we mosh the walls down.
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
tyleroakley: For a moment, I was unsure if he was feeling it.
cyberthug13: when the day comes and earth gets sucked into the black hole im gonna bernie my way into it
superviolent: gunna watch beyblade and jerk off bout to let it rip